Disclaimer: Please drink responsibly. Don't get alcohol poisoning or like, drive or anything. We also don't condone underage drinking. Or coercing women into sex, or making your partner feel stupid, or really anything that Woody Allen's characters do.
- he breaks the fourth wall
- a character calls another character "Max"
- Alvy pressures someone into sex
- antisemitism is mentioned
- whenever he talks about his anxiety
- Woody Allen whines over an otherwise innocuous B roll of like, landmarks or whatever
Take a shot when:
- he accuses her of PMS
- a wild baby Christopher Walken appears
- you spot a baby Jeff Goldblum
Finish your drink when he starts his annoying ableist speech about eggs.
YOU DO NOT OWE ANYONE SEX OF ANY KIND UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.